Well here we are at the end of the alphabet. We've successfully navigated the twisty little maze of passages, avoided any dwarfs with axes, treasure stealing pirates, and scared off the giant snake in the Hall of the Mountain King.*
Normal service will resume shortly with daring tales of moth-fights; and "Singer, or how I learned to love the sewing machine".
*No, I've not gone mad, it's from Collossal Adventure