28 March 2007

Penguins Grrr!

The fourleggeds have just eaten our dinner (chicken risotto) and then puked it all over the flat. Frankly they could at least have had the decency to keep it down. Now I have to clean cat vomit off the carpet, yeah!

Anybody looking for two cats, useless at mousing and with a habit of refusing to use the littertray when miffed about something? Oh and one of them "nags" for Scotland.

15 comments:

Ali said...

Ungrateful little beasts!

meggie said...

Why does one nag for Scotland??
I dont think I could handle cats nicking my food?

velcro said...

sorry - translation - if there was a nagging competition, Frog would represent Scotland. Why does she do it? Because she is a greedy little so and so who should have been named Pig.

nutmeg said...

I do want a new cat - this reminds me why I don't want just yet!

Fairlie said...

You could have been describing our cats! Plus one of them has such an irritating voice, we get calls from all the neighbours telling us he's lost and distressed when all he's doing is saying hello.

Stomper Girl said...

Bad kitties! (Funny too. Wish I had a cat...)

Love the idea of a cat called Frog (or Pig).

velcro said...

Stomper. MrV says they are yours. He'll parcel them up and put them in the post to you.

Liz said...

My boys had a ball terrorizing Molly's cat for the past week. All that's keeping me from one of our own is the possibility of ever having to clean cat vomit out of carpet... no thanks.

Mrs Thistletwat said...

I would love to, but I'm afraid I've already got a similarly annoying specimen with no testicles who nags and nags for better cat food (tinned sardines is simply not good enough) yet spends the other half of his time licking his bum. I'm not mean enough to inflict him on anybody else (although there's enough fur to make trims for a few coats).

But we love the self-centred little tykes really.

My float said...

Thanks, but I have two of the two-legged variety and that's quite enough misery for me!!

h&b said...

You feed your cats chicken risotto ?

What do the 2-legged's get ?
Lobster ?

;)

Stomper Girl said...

Okay. Are you sending them economy or airmail? And do they eat tinned food as well or just risotto?

velcro said...

they're coming seamail, and yes they do eat canned food, and mushrooms, cheese, olives, drink from your cup, and oh and keep your toothpaste lid on - one of them likes the taste of mint. Enjoy!

rivergirlie said...

gosh! who could resist?

Molly said...

Contrary is what they are! Just when you think you've got them figured out they'll surprise you. At first our fellow would only upchuck on the tiled floors, leading us to false feelings of complacency, as in "what a civilised, and thoughtful creature." That was THEN.... NOW if he feels the need, he repairs to the middle of the carpet, preferably to a most visible spot, and performs the dastardly deed there.....then waits for us to step in it.....yuk!